Critacolaplz

Yo wassup? Scout here! Today I'll tell ya how'ta make a Bombk! Ya see, ya take a lil' bit a' BONK! and a lil' bit o' Crit-a-Cola, see? Like these ones.

Then, ya mix 'em up! Now, just freakin' run to the enemy base, moron! A'ight, go left! Now go right! Left, left, LEFT! WORK DAMMIT! WOT?! AH CRAP!
'Kay, we're now at the BLU base! What's the matter, ya freakin' stupid? Get yo bat, n' hit that freakin' Bombk, moron! Batta swing! See? Now ya get the hell outta there! HOME FREAKIN' RUN! WANANANANA!



WHOO! Drink it in, pal! That's how failure tastes!


























If ya order now, I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutely free.

Bonk